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Not a statement. A reputation.Phrases close enough to be true — because you've heard them said about yourself.
If You Never Challenge Yourself
Digital Cough, Still Processing
I'm Not In Shock — Woken Up With A Defibrillator.
Some Days I'm Nuclear Energy. Some Days I'm Error 404.
Not Perfect! — But Stable! Like Subway Wi-Fi.
Mood — Pretending Everything's Fine.
Sarcasm Is My Cardio.
Master Of Psychological Striptease...
Me? Upset? Totally
Kiss Me — No Edits, No Limits.
Go Big, or... Go Home.
Not Sure? Don't Overtake!
Brain Loading, Please Don't Interrupt.
It’s Almost Impossible To Stay Skinny And Sober
Alcohol Isn’t Gasoline – Consumption Rises Outside The City!
... See People Chillin — Join Them. ... Step Aside!
I'm... WTFfffflower... I know!...
Warning: Wingspan 3 M Tail Swing 2 M
TtCAD — Thanks To Canada
Digital Nomad
I'm The Dad Of: Yes, I Spoil Them
I Am The Mom Of: No Rules! Just Love
No Pain No Gain Shut Up And Train
... Be Honest!... — One Night No Strings?...
... Kitty… What’s Going On?...
... So... Have You Ever Had Something With A Coworker?...